How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.