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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!