Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
Well, you can sleep with a light on.
Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
Because he just watched his mom get plowed.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.
He usually flies twice as high.
Because your teeth are the same colour as it.
It already had 10 thousand degrees.
