What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

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Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.