It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
Mount Rushmore.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
It was too tired.
Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls
I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers
There's a clock on the stove.
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.
A carb-o-rater
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
I have only my shelf to blame
Spine
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.
Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis
