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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

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Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

O Jokes More O Jokes

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!

Spine Jokes More Spine Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

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Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.