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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why are libraries so strict?

Because they have to go by the book.

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Spine Jokes More Spine Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Sis Jokes More Sis Jokes

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.