How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

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Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!