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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

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What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.