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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.