How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift