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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

Sardar Jokes More Sardar Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.