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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Sardar Jokes More Sardar Jokes

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!