What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Why did u shoot your wife?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.