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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.