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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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