Sardar Jokes

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Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day