Sardar Jokes

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Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

What do you call a weak cup of tea?

Subtlety.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut