Sardar Jokes

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Honour Jokes More Honour Jokes

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry