Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
They shot the whole school.
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
A tea-shirt.
Because tea leaves.
5mins later* Me: I need a new room.
Don't worry, they'll tell you
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.
12 months
Hiking
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
