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Sardar Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Honour Jokes More Honour Jokes

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

T Jokes More T Jokes

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

How do you spell that?

T-h-a-t

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

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