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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

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How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say?

Allahu Ackbar!