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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

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What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say?

Allahu Ackbar!

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!