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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say?

Allahu Ackbar!

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**