What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!