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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

Sardar Jokes More Sardar Jokes

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!