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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a person with a nose but no body?

Nobody knows

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

Sardar Jokes More Sardar Jokes

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.