Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Don't be depressed
A racist!
Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.
Throw it into a wood chipper.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Because red means stop.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Well, mostly to forget.....
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Diet and exorcise.
Diet coke has better advertising.
