Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
A college student.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
You have to start from scratch.
We stopped Germany.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
You get Halo-tosis.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.
Because he was skint.
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
Because Juice control the media
Because it's good ferrous.
