Because they have rubbers on their end.
Works it out with a pencil.
He works it out with a pencil.
Because they're all out of cervix
Oh, so you're not pregnant '
Ohio.
And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.