Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

End Jokes More End Jokes

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".