Because they have rubbers on their end.
Pennsylvania.
Because it was a Number 2.
It pokes holes in condoms.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Hiss is the end of the line for you!
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.