What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!