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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.