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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.