What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

Parkinson Disease Jokes More Parkinson Disease Jokes

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky