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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Parkinson Disease Jokes More Parkinson Disease Jokes

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.