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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

Parkinson Disease Jokes More Parkinson Disease Jokes

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.