What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

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Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.