Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

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How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.