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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.