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Patronize Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did you get into my house?

Business.

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.