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Patronize Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.