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What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd