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What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.