What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.