It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Because he kept locking up.
Ammon old hand at picking locks!
The shoe has a sole
No seriously, im getting lonely.
Prisons are indoors.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
