It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
Namaste
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
They lock their doors and windows.
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Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
Ginger snaps
Prisons are indoors.
Oinkment!
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.