Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It