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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.