They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
Get in the car
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
They add another coat.
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Evolution.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Insecure.
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
They always go to the hanger.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.