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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.