What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.