What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox?

They fixed it because their the fawns

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.