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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.