What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.