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What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop