What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.