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What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.