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What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.