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What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.