Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.