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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

March Jokes More March Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!