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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

March Jokes More March Jokes

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What's your street name?

Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before