Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.