So the German soldiers can march in shade.
Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.
Being single on V-Day.
To get in his nest.
To trip ants.
March 14.
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
Because their aims are white up my street
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
A receding hareline
The line at KFC.
Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.
Math hue.
The Germans like shade
No one knows, it's never been done.