What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.