What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!