What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.