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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?

It's too little to be out alone.

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator