What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)