What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

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What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson