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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant