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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.