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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!