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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active French armed forces.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

Bobby Jokes More Bobby Jokes

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby