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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

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How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby