What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Bobby Jokes More Bobby Jokes

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.