Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.