What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Nutsack Jokes More Nutsack Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied