The babies in my nutsack are still living.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Ont**ARR**io
Because it's sodalicious.
A baby hit by a snow blower
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
In his nutsack...
