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Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears