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What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

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