What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray