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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.