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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

Dead Man Jokes More Dead Man Jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy