Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

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How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!