Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Dead Man Jokes More Dead Man Jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!