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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Dead Man Jokes More Dead Man Jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!