March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)