What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

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Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.