What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

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What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

IlLITerate

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What do you call a bearded gardener?

Hairy Potter

What do you call a hirsute ceramicist?

Hairy Potter