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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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What do you call a hirsute ceramicist?

Hairy Potter

What do you call a bearded gardener?

Hairy Potter