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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.