Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater