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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.