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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!