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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.