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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

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How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log