What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.