What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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His sesame seed buns!

What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.