What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log