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How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Take a taxi