How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Take a taxi

How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!