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How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi