How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

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How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.