How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Take a taxi