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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What does it do?

It would block.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

View Jokes More View Jokes

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!