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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart