What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.