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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.