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How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.