How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.