One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.
One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Well, you're standing naked in my closet...
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
Sheeran
Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
He would always go all Id.