What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

Ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.