What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Id. Jokes More Id. Jokes

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.