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What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.