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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

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Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Book Club Jokes More Book Club Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church