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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Book Club Jokes More Book Club Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church