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What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate