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What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

European Jokes More European Jokes

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.