What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too?... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.