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What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

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What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*