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What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic