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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.