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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!