Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.