Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.