What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...