What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe