Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe