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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!