What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.