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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.