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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.