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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Because they cantaloupe...

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Because it cantaloupe.

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Because they cantaloupe!

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Marriage, you wanna

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.