What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.