What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.