What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

Because of its appeal.

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.