What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

What is the result?

A tie.

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How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post