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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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Tie Astro-knots.

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It drives me nuts.

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A skimpy.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.