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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.