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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.