What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.