What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(