Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.