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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe