What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*