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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.