What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!