Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..