Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...