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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.