What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!