Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe