Spoiler Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most?

Getting that good D

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

Because AIR IS FREE

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.