Spoiler Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

Then jetpack through the ceiling.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

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Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

What was the best part about Narcos Season 2?

SPOILERS Tata, Pablo Escobar