Spoiler Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

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What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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What was the best part about Narcos Season 2?

SPOILERS Tata, Pablo Escobar

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

Star Wars Spoiler Jokes More Star Wars Spoiler Jokes

What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!